69716

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."

Next Joke
 
"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"
"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."
"My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account."
"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."
Terms & Privacy