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Joke of the Day
"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."
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"[Talking to a giant banana] ""Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"""
"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."
"IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?"
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"
"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"
"Interesting fact about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub (2) I'm banned from Subway"