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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."
"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."
"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."
"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"
"Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla"
"Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher... For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor."
"When I die... When I die, I hope it is peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in horror like his passengers."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."