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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about zero gravity I cant put it down"

"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"

"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."

"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."

"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."

"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"

"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"

"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"

"My mate died from a bad case of heartburn I can't believe Gaviscone."