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Joke of the Day

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"

"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."

"What is my girlfriend's favorite meal? A dish called: ""I don't know, you choose."""

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"I hear an important member of Jehovah's Witness died He's knocking on heaven's door"

"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"

"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""

"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""