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Joke of the Day

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"

"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."

"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"

"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."

"Yesterday, my dog was humping my leg So stupid, had to show him where my butthole was."

"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"