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Joke of the Day
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."
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"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"-Balderdash! -Codswallop! -Tommyrot! -Poppycock! Victorian Era YouTube comments"
"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Two hamsters are walking down the street... They come up to a gay bar and one hamster turns to the other and says, ""hey, you wanna get shit faced?"""
"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."