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Joke of the Day

"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"

"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."

"Son: what shall I go as to the Halloween party, mum? Mum: Hang your GCSE results around your neck and go as a fucking idiot, son."

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."

"What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"

"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"