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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory? Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling."

"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club."

"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""

"Why did the sperm cross the street? Because i put on the wrong socks."

"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."

"I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day. Apparently the prostate isn't considered ""deep tissue."""