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Joke of the Day

"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""

"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"

"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""

"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."

"Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"My Reddit posts are just like my prostitutes. They always end up getting buried."

"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!"