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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day. Apparently the prostate isn't considered ""deep tissue."""

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."

"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."

"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."

"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"

"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It's so realistic."