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Joke of the Day
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""
Next Joke
"Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause I serpently don't."
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."
"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"
"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"
"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"
"Saw two elementary students get in a fistfight so as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance"