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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU. Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?"

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question."

"Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: ""Half way down my leg."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean? I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere."

"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"

"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."