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Joke of the Day

"What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"

"There was this cute girl next to me and I missed a lot of obvious signals... We both ended up dying from the car crash."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."

"If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself."

"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"

"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."