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Joke of the Day
"If I was moments away from my death I would ask someone for a 5-hour Energy drink."
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"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"What's pink, bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave"