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Joke of the Day

"Why 4D was invented ? Because yo mammas ass so fat it couldn't fit in 3D."

"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."

"Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, ""Put wings on"

"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning."

"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."