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Joke of the Day

"If pornhub shows regular porn, who shows nugget porn? Stubhub"

"The softest type of toilet paper is cats."

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How the hell are we going to find any eggs in all this shit!"

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother"