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Joke of the Day
"How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
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"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"
"Wife: Did you give the kids a bath? Me: I got the dirt off. Wife: What does that mean? Me: *hides the leaf blower*"
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"
"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"-You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim"
"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."
"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"