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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"
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"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""
"What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character? Jah Jah Binks"
"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"
"HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks"
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."
"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"
"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."
"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."