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Joke of the Day

"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"

"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."

"Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them"

"I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination."

"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."

"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."

"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."