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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has a roundhouse-kick app for his iPhone 8.0"

"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."

"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."

"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."

"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."

"Working out For me going to the gym is a lot like having sex. I'm get nervous before, it doesn't last as long as I want it to, I'm ashamed the whole time, and I usually cry afterwards."

"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."