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Joke of the Day
"How many ninjas are in this room? As many as want to be!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"
"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."
"ME: my wife eats all the caramel corn and leaves the cheese JUDGE: give this man full custody of the kids ME: no wait they do the same thing"
"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"
"Frankly, I adore your mom. She said I'm the funniest motherfucker that's ever been up in this bitch! And she wasn't talking about Twitter."
"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""