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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."

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"Germans today are so lazy; It's been more than 70 years since they last invaded their neighbors"
"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""
"Brazil is getting slaughtered I can't take it an Neymar"
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."
"Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you."
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"
"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"
"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."