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Joke of the Day

"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"What's the worst thing about a blackout? A shootout."

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""

"When life gives you lemons....a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click."

"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."

"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"