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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."
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"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"
"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"
"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"
"Why did the H kill itself? because the G had"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"Was told to fuck bitches and get money. All I got was charged with bestiality"
"So I heard most people who use tinder don't have much furniture in their bedrooms... ...most have one night stand"
"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"