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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 black guys having sex with each other? A threesome"

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"Twitter is the witness protection program from family on Facebook."

"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"

"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"

"TIFU by not taking my ADHD medication. Oh, hey. Check this out! There's a whole nother box for typing stuff."

"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."

"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."