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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("
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"Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store? For the watch.."
"What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights? Ooooooh, aaaaaah..."
"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"It's a dangerous world out there. Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was shelled."
"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."
"What did Jaws call his solo banking firm? Loan shark."
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."