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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jamaican priest call the guy who was arrested for sealing several tonnes of spices? A cinna-mon"

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it."

"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"Just got seen around town doing modern guy stuff like leaning on things, holding my phone & staring disapprovingly at nothing in particular."

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."

"[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it? Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]"

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""