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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"
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"[Every restaurant ever] Manager: ""Has he got a mouthful of food?"" Waiter: ""Yes."" Manager: ""Go and ask him how his meal is."""
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."
"How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one."
"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"
"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"
"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."