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Joke of the Day

"Just got seen around town doing modern guy stuff like leaning on things, holding my phone & staring disapprovingly at nothing in particular."

"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"

"What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"

"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."

"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."