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Joke of the Day

"Batman: Why so down? Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *[Jesus enters] Aquaman: Dammit!"

"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"

"Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any ""Likes""... because they deserve a second chance too."

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"

"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."

"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."

"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."