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Joke of the Day
"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"
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"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"
"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."
"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"
"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."
"Q: What happens when you eat bullets? A: Your hair grows out in bangs."
"[having sex] Me: CHECK IT OUT NO HANDS! Her: USE YOUR HANDS! Me: *raises the roof*"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."
"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"