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Joke of the Day
"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."
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"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."
"Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair"""
"When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell ""Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!"""
"My local policeman does a tall on heroin. I don't know why, we can never understand a word he says."
"My mom caught me smoking weed. She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper."
"What does a computer eat when it's hungry? Chips -- one byte at a time."
"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee. Pleasant and uplifting."