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Joke of the Day
"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"
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"*rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. ""I wish for more genies."" I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good."
"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"
"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."
"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"
"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name. I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night."
"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."