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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."
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"A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back."
"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."
"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."
"What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant? Middle East"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"
"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."
"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."
"What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street"
"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""