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Joke of the Day

"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"

"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."

"knock knock whos there"

"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."

"A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got"

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."

"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"