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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"
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"Turkey Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed"
"What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool"
"Just got back from Chernobyl And boy are my legs arms!"
"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."