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Joke of the Day

"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"what does a programmer and a photo have in common? They develop better in the dark"

"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."

"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."

"A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer... Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should? A: Stick its bill up its ass."

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."

"Q: What kind of limes open doors? A: Key limes."