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Joke of the Day

"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."

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"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."
"TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity of facts they find on /r/todayilearned"
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"
"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."
"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"
"A girl says to a salesman, ""I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."" He says, ""Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"""
"Always the camel, never the toe."