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Joke of the Day

"A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer... Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should? A: Stick its bill up its ass."

"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."

"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"

"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."