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Joke of the Day
"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"
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"When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went Then it dawned on me"
"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""
"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
"Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you."
"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"
"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"
"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."