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Joke of the Day

"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."

"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."

"I am afraid of heights That's why I never get high!"

"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"

"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""

"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"

"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"