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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"
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"It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer"
"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"
"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"
"I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I'm depressed."
"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"