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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl without boobs? **Justin Bieber**"
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"Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest"
"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."
"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."
"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."
"""so what did you do before self-driving cars?"" ""we just drove 'em ourselves!"" ""wow, no one died that way?"" ""oh no, millions of people died"""
"how can you tell..... how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? when she sits on your face you can no longer hear the background music"