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Joke of the Day
"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."
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"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"
"What do you call a nice Jewish Lyft driver? an Uber Mensch."
"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."
"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"
"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"
"Lambs: ""BAAAAAAAAA!!!"" Hannibal Lecter: ""Shhhhhh!"" Lambs: ""Baaaa!"" Hannibal Lecter: ""Shhhh..."" Lambs: ""..."" Hannibal Lecter: ""Much better."""