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Joke of the Day

"The most active user on reddit: [deleted]. Seriously this guy is everywhere."

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"My dick is like an anchor... If it extends, I'm not going anywhere until it retracts."

"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"

"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."

"If my balls come out on the lottery tonight... my career as a TV presenter will be in ruins."

"Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised."

"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"That'll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart."