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Joke of the Day

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? ""The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"""

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."

"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"

"Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!"