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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a goat and 9/11? You cannot milk a goat for 13 years"
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"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'll do algebra. I'll do trigonometry. I'll even do calculus! But graphing is simply where I draw the line."
"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."
"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."