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Joke of the Day
"Trump isn't the scariest president. That Rushmore guy had four heads..."
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"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."
"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."
"7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?"
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? D"