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Joke of the Day

"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."

"Everybody laughed at me when I said I was going to be a standup comedian. They're not laughing now."

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"

"Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning of every movie he's in so it explains his face."

"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."

"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."

"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"