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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"
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"When I send someone email instructions that end with ""Let me know if you have trouble,"" I'm really saying, ""Let me know if you're an idiot."""
"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
"A smoke detector is a sophisticated device designed to inform you that your smoke alarm is working. But seriously keep your batteries in it people. If you don't you'll die, maybe."
"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"
"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."
"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."
"Someone gave me a star as a gift. I'm planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot."
"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."